DOGROY interviews comedian Aaron McCarthy

Shplain who y'are

A Cork man who is small in stature but big in respect, a hard man but a soft lover, and as humble as I am handsome.

Where'd ya come outta?

I came out of the TG4 studio, a broken but optimistic man.

What brings ya to these here parts?

Fun, friendship, and maybe more...

What's yer greatest crime?

I put coins into coffee cups that actually contain coffee.

What's yer weapon of choice?

Pat Kenny.

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I shifted four women in the peak of the pandemic.

What is your opinion on poo?

Better out than in.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

The Celtic Tiger.

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Steel Fabricating.

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

I saw a naked lady, twice.

Attack: 1916.

Defence: 26 + 6.

Power: Frightening altogether.

Health: €9.99

Smell: weekdays - 4, weekends - 7

Net Worth: Four Horses.

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She'd go through you for a short cut!

Length of willy or husband's willy:

7/8ths of an iPhone 4.

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

The shape of Cork

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.