Dogroy interviews comedian Adam Staunton

PropagandЯoy carried out the interview so Adam's answers are in Russian (English added post-interview)

Shplain who y'are.

меня зовут адамски

My name is Adamski

What brings ya to these here parts?

я бегу из своей страны

I'm running from my country

What's yer greatest crime?

Я стреляю во многих мужчин

I shoot many men

What's yer weapon of choice?

стандартный ак12

Standard AK12

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Я отстаивал свои убеждения вместо воли Путина

I defended my beliefs instead of Putin's will

What is your favourite poo?

Легко спрятаться в лесу

It's easy to hide in the forest

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

моя дорогая Аня, она слишком любит русский язык, чтобы уйти

My dear Anya, she loves Russian too much to leave

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

остановить это насилие, это бессмысленно, бесчеловечно

Stop this violence, it's pointless, inhumane

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

глаза моего брата, они были не в его голове

My brother's eyes, they weren't in his head

Attack: 0

Defence: 0

Power: 0

Fear: 100

Smell: 80

Dreams:

никаких снов, только кошмары

No dreams, only nightmares

What d'ya think o' me mother?

надеюсь она в безопасности

I hope she is safe

Length of willy or husband's willy:

я не понимаю

I don't understand

How d'ya expect te die?

скоро

Soon

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

семья вместе обниматься

Family hugging together

Dogroy interviews comedian Adam Staunton

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