DOGROY interviews comedian Alex George of ALTalks podcast

Alex Live at Fibber Magees

Shplain who y'are

Alex George

Where'd ya come outta?

the dark pits of Mordor

What brings ya to these here parts?

The One Ring

What's yer greatest crime?

Paying taxes

What's yer weapon of choice?

The family solicitor and a big stick

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Got out of bed

What is your opinion on poo?

It's kinda shite

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

The village goat

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Building houses

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Two lads scrapping with sticks

Attack: 69

Defence: 404 error

Power: stick

Health:

ok ? I think my doctor thinks otherwise but sure what would he know.

Morality:

?

Net Worth:

about 45 euro

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She's grand

Length of willy or husband's willy:

about 4 inches ... wide

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Lines

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.