DOGROY interviews comedian Blayne Hosey of Opinion You Didn’t Ask For Podcast

Shplain who y'are.

Blayne "the Sex" Hosey

Where'd ya come outta?

Your mother

What brings ya to these here parts?

You wrote to me looking for indecent nudy pics in exchange for Rowntrees Fruit Pastilles

What's yer greatest crime?

I once molested a stuffed duck 🦆

What's yer weapon of choice?

The one between my legs

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I once punched Mary Harney in the left tit

What is your opinion on poo?

Eat sweetcorn to judge how regular you are

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

The government

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Drowning influencers

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

An Epidural on a diabetic Pigeon

Attack:

Pogba with a New Haircut

Defence:

Not Amber Heards

Power:

Can drive a 1997 Ford Fiesta at 70mph in a 60 mph zone

Health:

Fags, Red Bull and Erect Nipples

Morality:

Don't be a cunt and you'll be grand

Net Worth:

Nets are usually €5-€10, but if you go bigger then expect a greater amount

What d'ya think o' me mother?

I'd let her hocker in my mouth anyday

Length of willy or husband's willy:

2" x 4"

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Upside Down Circle

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.

Dogroy is my spirit animal