DOGROY reviews Bono’s Biography ‘Surrender’
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DOGROY's bootleg copy of Surrender by Bono
“As mononoms, we reside proudly alongside Pelé, GOD, and most pets.”
DOGROY reviews Bono’s biography ‘Surrender’
(This review had to be transcribed for DOGROY by his Mother because he is too busy writing reviews to learn how to read or write.)
Much like meself, Bono is a mononom (single-named person) so we are both discriminated by, and are going to extract revenge upon the duonoms (you).
As mononoms, we reside proudly alongside Pelé, GOD, and most pets.
Me mother read me this book for me bedtime story.
She added in the missing details, and corrected Bono’s mistakes.
One time Bono saw me beautiful mother in the crowd and pulled her up on stage to sing a duet, but she was too heavy and he hurt his back.
Me mother still managed to orgasm from the brief contact.
DOGROY’s Mother