Dogroy interviews comedian Brian Guilfoyle
The beginning of an orgy
Shplain who y'are.
The young lad there, ya know him. His dad was a postman,the young Guilfoyle lad.
Where'd ya come outta?
Dublin, via Carlow
What brings ya to these here parts?
Exhuming Joe Dolan
What's yer greatest crime?
As above
What's yer weapon of choice?
Passive agressive acquiescence
What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?
The auld pro wrestling
What is your opinion on poo?
Tigger and Eyeore are far superior characters
What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?
A jaguar. (not the car, the big cat thing)
If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?
Knocking down hotels to build gig venues and sock shops
What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?
Dogroy's Mam
Attack:
16
Defence:
12 +2
Power:
1 d8 2 d6
Health:
38 +4
Morality:
20
Net Worth:
11,900g
What d'ya think o' me mother?
A fine woman
Length of willy or husband's willy:
Willy Murphy or Willy Kehoe?
Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):
Fusilli
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.