Dogroy interviews comedian Brian McCormack

Shplain who y'are:

Man made out of Red Hair and Sneakers.

Where'd ya come outta?

If you draw a line from Dublin to Limerick via Wicklow; then there.

What brings ya to these here parts?

I got a lift from this guy I saw in a mirror.

What's yer greatest crime?

Stealing Apples from a Nun’s orchard.

What's yer weapon of choice?

Pacifism.

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Steal Apples from a Nun’s orchard.

What is your opinion on poo?

Bane of my life. Completely unnecessary.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

The inventor of the Segway fell off a cliff while riding a Segway.

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Abolishing that initiation ceremony involving areolas. It’s a bit outdated.

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

A spine tingler.

Attack: Pacifism.

Defence: Violence.

Power: Miniscule.

Health: Diluted.

Morality: Pagan adjacent.

Net Worth:

I’m the only person I’m aware of that’s profiting from Dogecoin

What d'ya think o' me mother?

I’d rather not.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons is approximately 5ft 11”

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Parallelogram.

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.