DOGROY Interviews comedian Brian McCormack
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.
Shplain who y’are
Man made out of Red Hair and Sneakers.
Where’d ya come outta?
If you draw a line from Dublin to Limerick via Wicklow; then there.
What brings ya to these here parts?
I got a lift from this guy I saw in a mirror.
What’s yer greatest crime?
Stealing Apples from a Nun’s orchard.
What’s yer weapon of choice?
Pacifism.
What’s the most powerfulest thing ya’ve ever done?
Steal Apples from a Nun’s orchard.
What is your opinion on poo?
Bane of my life. Completely unnecessary.
What’s yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?
The inventor of the Segway fell off a cliff while riding a Segway.
If ya were the High King o’ the Land, what would ya be at?
Abolishing that initiation ceremony involving areolas. It’s a bit outdated.
What’s the most spine tingling thing ya’ve ever seen?
A spine tingler.
Attack: Pacifism.
Defence: Violence.
Power: Miniscule.
Health: Diluted.
Morality: Pagan adjacent.
Net Worth:
I’m the only person I’m aware of that’s profiting from Dogecoin
What d’ya think o’ me mother?
I’d rather not.
Length of willy or husband’s willy:
Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons is approximately 5ft 11”
Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):
Parallelogram.
