DOGROY interviews Brian O’Toole, co-host of comedy podcast Brian & James Fuck Each Other

Top row from left: Ross “Ignorant” Brunton, Jason Brennan, James Cadden, Selma Page, Brian O’Toole, Kevin Larney.

Bottom row from left: DOGROY (ready to Valentine a bitch)

Shplain who y'are.

Comedian

What are ya at?

Hungry

Where'd ya come outta?

Carlow

What brings ya to these here parts? (Columbia bar, Mullingar)

Show

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

Sweet

What's yer greatest crime?

Plagiarism

What's yer weapon of choice?

AK47

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Prima nocta

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.