Dogroy interviews zombie clown Charlie Chop

Shplain who y'are?

Charlie Chop ancient zombie clown werewolf entrepreneur.

What brings ya to these here parts?

Fast Cash

What's yer greatest crime?

My greatest crime is yet to be performed but it’s preempted. To date convincing the world I was Michael Jackson after the Pepsi fire. (They actually believed people just change races, I already had the hat.) He’s still alive. Oh and The infamous A.D. 79 eruption of Mount Vesuvius

What's yer weapon of choice?

Clip Clop the head of my unicorn on a stick (sold the rest to the Pritt stick factory 4 cash) hes rotten and has a horn on his head with a used johnny on top. xoxo

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Stopped the moon in orbit for 4 seconds during a blood letting ceremony back in 2012. ... it stopped the attack on 9/11 world trade center in an alternate universe.

What is your favourite poo?

Mr Hankey

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

In the back of a 05 Corolla or at work. Also in the mouth, butt, inner ear and belly gap... end of penis as well, half inside half out full public view! Bellissimo

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

The local women listening to Bob Marley lookin to make a pizza tuna sandwich constantly blazing fat spliffs basically, a stoned emperorz new clothes except I’m fully aware of my nudity and feed off the peasants fear to tell me otherwise.

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Electric massage chair in a Mall in the airport

Attack: Eyes groin, bite face , bite anus , just like chimp. stab with horse horn. retreat

Defence: Charm

Power: 100% RAW Fear: Nourishment Smell: Rott, Fagz, Herb, gunpowder

Wealth: My Health. (i cant die +THATS A PLUS +) fuckin skint though my square 3 comes from a dumpster

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She’s a fuckin saint for what she dun for that boy, I tend to dig the girthy bulgy ugly chicks too! Makes me feel like more of a man if you think she would be up for an evening out ? Funderland maybe ? Online computer night course together? Influencers seminar and a drive thru! Hook me up assuming yer dad dead or a cuck !? Obviously no disrespect.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Average 6 1/2 incher but its girthy, never seen me huzbands willie, don't believe in sex before divorce. It’s dusty 2

How d'ya expect te die?

Head shot of some kind. i already have every other disease and feel fine (including STI's)

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Tesseract

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.