DOGROY interviews comedian Chris McShane

Shplain who y'are.

I'm Chris McShane one of the standard humans

Where'd ya come outta?

Me ma in armagh

What brings ya to these here parts?

The Irish dream

What's yer greatest crime?

I'm D B Cooper

What's yer weapon of choice?

Wolverine claws but like ones you can strap on like

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Challenged Derren Brown to a wizard battle

What is your opinion on poo?

Take it or leave it

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I'll ride by any bay

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Just rulin and stuff yanno

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

There's a video online of a monkey on top of a tiny pig. I can't explain the horror induced

Attack: the best defence

Defence: weak move yoh should attack

Power: super jumps and awesome kicks

Health: very poor

Morality: see above

Net Worth: Not Worth

What d'ya think o' me mother?

The whole family scares me more than Dublin

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.