DOGROY interviews the one and only Count Tornado

Shplain who y'are.

Alot of work

What brings ya to these here parts? (Columbia bar, Mullingar)

I live here

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

Very good

What's yer greatest crime?

none

What's yer weapon of choice?

Gun

Attack:

Karate

Defence:

Karate

Power:

Very Powerful

Health:

very good

Morality:

everyone dies

Net Worth:

N A

Length of willy or husband's willy:

( )

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

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Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.