Dogroy interviews musician Daniel Cohen
Shplain who y’are
Daniel mutherfucking Cohen!
What brings ya to these here parts?
Looking for Gold!
What’s yer greatest crime?
Drug running!
What’s yer weapon of choice?
A Chelsea brick..
What’s the most powerfulest thing ya’ve ever done?
Set up a government department
What is your favourite poo?
Life festival
If ya were the High King o’ the Land, what would ya be at?
Drinking mead and partying!
What’s the most spine tingling thing ya’ve ever seen?
A big Eeel!! Yucky!
Attack: Fists
Defence: Fists
Power: Speed
Fear: Nothing
Smell: Hugo Boss
Wealth: Not poor thank fuck.
What d’ya think o’ me mother?
Hot!
Length of willy or husband’s willy:
8 inches give and take!
How d’ya expect te die?
In a car explosion running from the cops!
Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):
Circle
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.
