DOGROY interviews the only funny German, Daniel Lukas

Shplain who y'are.

The only funny German guy to ever exist. There is no others. If you find any other funny Germans I will have to kill them.

Where'd ya come outta?

Westport, County Mayo, Germany

What brings ya to these here parts?

I came here to ride Dogroy’s Mother.

What's yer greatest crime?

Riding Dogroy’s Mother.

What's yer weapon of choice?

Taking multivitamins everyday so I can outlive my enemies. I’m playing the long game.

What is your opinion on poo?

I write all my material on the toilet.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I’m too foreign to know what this means.

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Step 1: Conquer England Step 2: Take their potatoes Step 3: ???

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Dogroy’s Mother’s ableism.

Attack: 9

Defence: 9

Power: Nein

Health: Smokes a lot of fags

Morality: Chaotic Neutral

Net Worth:

La la la la Wait 'til I get my money right

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Bad ride, great interviewer

Length of willy or husband's willy:

“My dick so big, it lives next door” ~ Little Big

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Whatever shape that fella from Game&Watch is

Dogroy's questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.