DOGROY interviews comedian Dara McKenna

Shplain who y'are

My name is Dara McKenna, I'm a comedienne living in Sligo, but telling people I'm from Cork whether they asked or not!

What brings ya to these here parts?

I moved to this part of the country to pursue an acting degree.

What's yer greatest crime?

My greatest crime is taking wise cracks at literally everyone

What's yer weapon of choice?

My weapon of choice is a taser

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

The most powerfulest thing I've ever done is perform on stage, it certainly makes me feel powerful 🤣

What is your favourite poo?

My favourite poos are the ones that only need one wipe!

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Anywhere you can't get caught!

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

I'd be feasting from dawn to sunset

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Your mom

Attack: Booty slam

Defence: Hheeeeyaaaa

Power:

Fear: Birds flapping their wings

Smell: The smell after it rains

Dreams: I dream to travel across the seven seas

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Some woman for one woman

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Size doesn't matter, it's whether it makes a motion in the ocean

How d'ya expect te die?

By eating my weight in tayto

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Circle

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.