DOGROY interviews comedian Darragh Murphy

Shplain who y'are

My name is Darragh. I write jokes and tell them on stage to mixed reaction.

Where'd ya come outta?

The closet

What brings ya to these here parts?

To prove I’m not gay by telling jokes about my girlfriend

What's yer greatest crime?

Lying to my girlfriend about my sexuality.

What's yer weapon of choice?

Passive aggression.

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Wordle in two!

What is your favourite poo?

Winnie or shit? I’ve masturbated to both.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Zooey Deschanel is nothing to sneeze at

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Follow @darrmurphy or ’tis the guillotine for you

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Wordle in one.

Attack: Emily?

Defence: Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra

Power: Clean wipe EVERY TIME

Fear: N/A

Smell: Abercrombie/Lynx Africa blend

Wealth: More than you

What d'ya think o' me mother?

In bed, average. As a mother, sub-par

⚠ PropagandЯoy Misinformation Warning:

Dogroy's Mother is flawless in bed. I know from experience.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Pic attached 🔗

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Of You (Ed Sheeran)

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.