DOGROY interviews comedian David Savage

Shplain who y’are

Comedian, podcaster and leader of Fianna Fáil

What brings ya to these here parts?

I awoke from a dream of a wonderful land where time had forgotten to see a link to these questions appear on my mobile device.

What's yer greatest crime?

I once put Guinness into a Carlsberg glass when I was Langer's

What's yer weapon of choice?

My Butler Winston

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Managed to get a woman to sleep with me

What is your favourite poo?

The clean sweep

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Velociraptor it has to be

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Forcing lads to drink only the finest stout and executing the non believers of the skull king god

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

A grown man drinking Orchid Thieves

Attack: My Self deprication

Defence: My Self deprication

Power: The Ability to always make someone uncomfortable. Also I can say the alphabet backwards but I don't like to be asked to do it.

Fear: Spiders, flying, Weeping Angels

Smell: A freshly cut fart after 15 pints of stout

Wealth: I can just about afford to keep my thumbs for another week.

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Seems like she'd be a match for Gay Byrne or any of them.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

256 millimeters

How d'ya expect te die?

On the job (nothing sexual, probably having a heart attack on stage)

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Circle, it's well rounded like me

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.