DOGROY interviews comedian Dawn Ní Dhonnacha

Shplain who y'are.

Dawn McDonough- mother, comedian, actress, adhder.

Where'd ya come outta?

Me ma's hole

What brings ya to these here parts?

Mindlessness

What's yer greatest crime?

Reproduction

What's yer weapon of choice?

My children

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Give birth

What is your opinion on poo?

U know when u give birth u also poo

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

My electric scooter

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Eating steak, having orgies and acting the bollix

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

People trusting the Irish government

Attack: them with exfoliating gloves

Defence: very defensive

Power: of hilarity

Health: kind of

Morality: pending.

Net Worth: charity shop knickers

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Lovely, rough, ribbed hands.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

vibrators are better, all sizes. It's not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean but rechargeable batteries are definitely something to consider in todays times. Inflation is affecting the cost of vibrators but unfortunately no inflation in any willy's ive seen.

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Square, because it's hip to be.

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.