DOGROY reviews the music festival at The Marquee in Drumlish

“I have an extremely intense relationship with Declan Nerney”

DOGROY reviews The Marquee in Drumlish.

(This review had to be transcribed for DOGROY by his Mother because he is too busy writing reviews to learn how to read or write.)

I sent me slaves to spy on The Marquee in Drumlish, so that they could remember the entire festival in their heads and reperform the whole thing back to me in me dungeon.

The slaves disguised themselves as Longford people, by wearin' even shabbier rags.

Me slaves came back and covered Live Forever's cover of Live Forever, which was rock solid.

One of me slaves, a Chinese lady, reenacted the DJing of Fergal D'Arcy.

I thought he was very good.

He had a great rack.

Johnny Brady, Ray Lynam, and Mike Denver were on top form.

It was the best threesome I've seen in a good while, even though it was all men.

As always, Ruaile Buaile, All Folk'd Up and Cronin were all brilliant.

I have an extremely intense relationship with Declan Nerney, as I compete with him for me mother's affection.

So I executed me slave version of Declan Nerney and stuffed his corpse to give to me mother as a non-sex doll. I made sure I castrated it, so it can’t replace me.

T'was a great festival.