DOGROY interviews comedian Fergus Keane

Shplain who y'are.

Comedian

What are ya at?

Doing standup

Where'd ya come outta?

Cork

What brings ya to these here parts?

Doing standup

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

Love it!

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Death

What's yer greatest crime?

Killing (above)

What's yer weapon of choice?

Gun

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Rockin' and rollin'

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.