DOGROY reviews the Fuhrer of cabaret Frank Sanazi

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DOGROY reviews the Fuhrer of cabaret, Frank Sanazi.

(This review had to be transcribed for DOGROY by his Mother because he is too busy writing reviews to learn how to read or write.)

This is a special performer.

Sometimes there’s singin’, other times there’s shpaykin’, and sometimes if you're lucky, ya’ll even get a bit o’ violence.

Me mother said that “that Frank is delectably unpredictable” and “I want Sanazi inside me.”

Durin’ me favourite song of the show, “Hitler with a Rhythm Stick” I danced with 23 women, and rode 22 of them.

I refused to grant my seed to the Polish one.

Even I have very high standards.

Listenin’ te Frank gives ya that invigoratin’ feelin’ like when I throw a poo at a bird and knock him clayn out o’ the sky and ayt him. It's a rare and beautiful cosmic event that happens only once in a Blue Moon.

Frank Sanazi is a master musical craftsman.

I’d let him pleasure me mother any day.

Musically…

I give this swingin’ power rally five stars

★★★★★

- DOGROY