DOGROY interviews a GARDA

A sound garda went to see Dogroy and had a bit o’ craic with him after the gig

Shplain who y'are

A fan with the power to arrest hecklers

Where'd ya come outta?

Templemore

What brings ya to these here parts?

Dogroy comedy show

What's yer greatest crime?

I'm on the other side

What's yer weapon of choice?

Whackin' stick (use responsibly)

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Touched Dogroy's cross

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Pulled Dogroy out of his mother

What is your opinion on poo?

Don't do it in public or throw it at people.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

The squad car

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Watching Dogroy tell stories for raw meat

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Dogroy's mother.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Length of a piece of string

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Circle (Doughnut)

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.