DOGROY interviews a GARDA
Shplain who y'are
A fan with the power to arrest hecklers
Where'd ya come outta?
Templemore
What brings ya to these here parts?
Dogroy comedy show
What's yer greatest crime?
I'm on the other side
What's yer weapon of choice?
Whackin' stick (use responsibly)
What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?
Touched Dogroy's cross
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Pulled Dogroy out of his mother
What is your opinion on poo?
Don't do it in public or throw it at people.
What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?
The squad car
If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?
Watching Dogroy tell stories for raw meat
What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?
Dogroy's mother.
Length of willy or husband's willy:
Length of a piece of string
Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):
Circle (Doughnut)
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.