DOGROY interviews mysterious new band Good Girls / Cailini Maithe

Shplain who y'are

Lads

What brings ya to these here parts?

Birth

What's yer greatest crime?

Murdering pints

What's yer weapon of choice?

Reebok classics

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Breathing

What is your favourite poo?

Marbles

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Each other

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Skullin’ more cans

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Human nature

Attack: Hens

Defence: Barbed wire

Power: Max

Fear: Nathin

Smell: Joop

Wealth: The dole

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Bure

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Patrick Street

How d'ya expect te die?

The Craic

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Throwing

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.