DOGROY interviews Jamie T Murphy of the Opinion You Didn't Ask For Podcast

Shplain who y'are

I am Jamie T Murphy. Guitarist, writer, actor, father, podcaster and part time lover

What brings ya to these here parts?

Dogroy stole my children and said this interview would see their safe return

What's yer greatest crime?

Once buying a Limp Bizkit album. I'm sorry.

What's yer weapon of choice?

My razor sharp wit... or failing that a good solid stick.

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Once managed to poleaxe my car off a tiny pole and nearly popped the bonnet.

What is your favourite poo?

The ghost ones. Where you know you've pooped but you cant see any evidence in the bowl.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Your ma

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Burn Offaly and New Ross. Also I'd ban country and Irish

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Honestly? The Who performing Quadrophenia live. Life affirming stuff.

Attack: Running Away

Defence: See above

Power: Sarcasm

Fear: Clowns, Offaly, Bob Geldof

Smell: Freshly cut grass

Dreams: Naked Maude Flanders

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Wouldn't go at her again. Some woman all the same

Length of willy or husband's willy: He wont say

How d'ya expect te die? Hopefully on stage

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Christina Hendricks

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.