Dogroy interviews The Craic Dealers comedian Keego

Shplain who y'are

Former farmers journal ‘body of the pandemic’ winner 2021, current comedian from Bray, County Wicklow

Where'd ya come outta?

41 years ago I ……. Oh you mean where do I live???? Bray, county Wicklow. Bray people love Bray

What brings ya to these here parts?

Jaysus the police wouldn’t ask me that!

What's yer greatest crime?

Is this interview a setup? I’m not falling for that you NARC

What's yer weapon of choice?

Rubber gloves

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I pushed my broken down Nissan note 2 exits on the m50 to get to Burger King! Animal I am!

What is your opinion on poo?

Better out than in

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I’m very versatile I can do both. 4 gins first

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Drinking 4 gins

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

2 girls 1 cup

Attack: Those small dogs people carry in handbags

Defence: The woman’s right to own her body

Power: To the people!!!

Health: It’s at 36% now after a few guinness last night

Morality: Negative

Net Worth: 3 onlyfans accounts, 1 pornhub premium, a netflix account AND Disney+

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She hasn’t looked me in the eye once, I feel like sex meat

Length of willy or husband's willy:

I have a tattoo on my willy that annually says ‘welcome to Ireland please enjoy your stay’ for the 364 other days of the year, it says ‘we’

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Triangle 👌👌👌

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.