DOGROY interviews the Stage Master of Columbia Comedy Club, Kyle of Columbia

Shplain who y'are.

A man that does too much

Where'd ya come outta?

Dublin

What brings ya to these here parts?

I live here

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

Tis pretty fine indeed.

What's yer greatest crime?

Existing

What's yer weapon of choice?

Whatevers beside me

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Sleeping

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

England

Attack:

Yes

Defence:

A solid 1, not any of those soft squigly numbers

Power:

Godly

Health:

Minus the knees

Morality:

Exempt

Net Worth:

I don't have any nets

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Tis a mystery

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Trapazoid.

Bonus Kyle question:

What's the maddest thing ya've ever seen workin' in Columbia?

Some madman Dogroying their mother

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.