DOGROY interviews Romanian comedian Levy

Shplain who y'are.

I’m a Romanian born aspiring comedian. I lived in Manchester for 8 years and I just moved to the Big Smoke a couple weeks ago

What brings ya to these here parts?

Taking some of the wealth from the British empire

What's yer greatest crime?

I never paid for tv licence

What's yer weapon of choice?

Garlic, cause I’m from Transilvania

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I once saved a dog from drowning, the owner didn’t make it but the dog is fine

..I really miss my brother..

What is your favourite poo?

Full bodied like a fine wine and coming out with the minimal noise and pain

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I love wheelbarrows so that’s probably the one

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Rating Tesco meal deals

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Love actually

Attack: With the legs

Defence: Have a fake Aussie accent

Power: I can confuse people with words

Fear: Frogs and rats

Smell: Cocoa, I moisturise every day

Wealth: Not much currently in debt, London is expensive

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She’s sound.. I think? We didn’t get to talk much

Length of willy or husband's willy:

The size of a BiC pen if it’s not cold outside

How d'ya expect te die?

Famous

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Triangles

Make sure to follow Levy: @levydajokeovici

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.