DOGROY interviews comedian Luke McGibbon

Shplain who y'are:

Luke

Where'd ya come outta?

The North

What brings ya to these here parts?

I'm trying to do a gig in every county

What's yer greatest crime?

Fisting a head of state

What's yer weapon of choice?

Fisting a head of state

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I fisted a head of state

What is your opinion on poo?

We aren't going to quibble about the genius business. Time will take care of that and if poo goes down in history as one well be happy to have been among those who enjoyed the results of his great talent.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Heads of state (I like power)

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Toilet throne

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

my own swollen and bloodied cock after I got circumcised

Attack:

Crow

Defence:

Harden

Power:

Ballad

Health:

Always

Morality:

flexible

Net Worth:

Tom Cruise and Cameron Crowe reunite after "Jerry Maguire" for "Vanilla Sky," the story of a young New York City publishing magnate who finds himself on an unexpected roller-coaster ride of romance, comedy, suspicion, love, sex and dreams in a mind-bending search for his soul.

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Polite, friendly, helpful. Real turmeric of the earth

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Boringly average length, surprising width

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

isosceles takes no shit

Luke's links: linktr.ee/mr_internet

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.