DOGROY interviews comedian Mark Cahill
Mark Cahill and Dogroy on the set of Top Gun Maverick
Shplain who y'are.
Mark..human.
What brings ya to these here parts?
Love of humankind
What's yer greatest crime?
Stealing hearts
What's yer weapon of choice?
Love truncheon
What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?
Made people laugh
What is your favourite poo?
Really quick or really big
What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?
Women
If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?
Telling jokes
What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?
Furry spiders
What d'ya think o' me mother?
She's lovely
Length of willy or husband's willy:
8 inches
How d'ya expect te die?
Found home alone.. after an evening of solo wine tasting
Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):
Curves are nice.
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.