DOGROY interviews comedian Marlon Simeon

Shplain who y'are.

I'm Marlon. I'm an immigrant and a gay.

What brings ya to these here parts?

It was work but now I like it here.

What's yer greatest crime?

That no matter how hard I try, I will never sound like Lea Salonga.

What's yer weapon of choice?

The pauses between my words.

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I once asked Varadkar for a selfie.

What is your favourite poo?

All of it.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Yes.

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Suntanning. I hear the sun's good.

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

There is a compilation of Elphaba's doing the last 4 notes of Defying Gravity on YouTube. It will turn you gay.

Attack: something pokemon Zelda.

Defence: tank me bruh.

Power: Friendship

Fear: spiders under the toilet.

Smell: santal 33

Wealth: sure.

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She's mine now.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

I need you to step back out of the way.

How d'ya expect te die?

I made a pact...so, no.

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Shape of My Heart, Black and Blue Album by the Backstreet Boys

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.