DOGROY interviews comedian Michael Sable, host of Crash & Burn and Icarus Comedy

Mike Sable shows us which finger he used in Dogroy's Mother's pussy

Shplain who y'are.

I'm a simple yank, with a heart lusting for vengeance

Where'd ya come outta?

The swamp

What brings ya to these here parts?

I fell asleep on the wrong plane and got stuck here.

What's yer greatest crime?

Orchestrating a decade-long ponzi scheme

What's yer weapon of choice?

Russian troll farms

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Stole fire from Mount Olympus

What is your opinion on poo?

Not a fan

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Establish a trade route to the east

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Dogroy's mother

Attack: 1

Defence: 1

Power: 1

Health: 1

Morality: 1

Net Worth: 1

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She's a fine woman so she is

Length of willy or husband's willy:

2 chocolate buttons long

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Dodecagram

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.