DOGROY interviews comedian Padraig Ormsby

DOGROY says he wants to be like this when he grows up

Shplain who y'are.

P-daddy Ormsby

What are ya at?

Feck all lad, u

Where'd ya come outta?

Hills of Raheny

What brings ya to these here parts?

Comedy, I'm like 20% sure

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

Sound, just arrived, but sound

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

2 girls 1 cup

What's yer greatest crime?

Considering myself a comedian

What's yer weapon of choice?

Comedy

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Euthanising the elderly


Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.