DOGROY interviews comedian Ronan Clancy

Shplain who y'are.

A mullet with a conscience

Where'd ya come outta?

I was found in the off license of an Aldi in 1998

What brings ya to these here parts?

I took a wrong turn in Athlone

What's yer greatest crime?

I once drank orange juice straight from the carton. Got kicked straight out of the shop

What's yer weapon of choice?

A teapot full of buckfast, or a buckfast pot full of tea

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I lied during confession

What is your opinion on poo?

I heard that women don’t do it

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Ask Mr.Hands

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Drinkin, fightin, smokin. Sure, smokin’s smokin you can smoke anywhere

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Dogroy bursting through the door in Columbia, the country not the bar

Attack:

Lord Mountbatton’s boat

Defence:

Metapod used Harden

Power:

Prefer Lucozade over Powerade tbh

Health:

I’ve got as long left as my comedy career, better start saying my goodbyes

Morality:

I often wonder how far I could drop kick a baby

Net Worth:

However many pints Ross Brunton has given me

What d'ya think o' me mother?

A great baby dropkicker

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Any microscopes handy there?

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Dodecagons tfuck

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.