DOGROY interviews comedian Shannon Basso Gaule

Top from left: Craig Moran, Foulmouth Jo, Ross “Ignorant” Brunton, Shannon Basso Gaule gazing lovingly at Ross, Billy from American Dad drinking medicated syrup

Bottom: DOGROY after seeing a woman's arse

Shplain who y'are.

The pure lad known as Shannon of Carlow

What are ya at?

Writing this

Where'd ya come outta?

Me Mammy

What brings ya to these here parts?

Doing laughing stand up

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

Fine spot

What's yer greatest crime?

Fraud

What's yer weapon of choice?

Charisma

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Raise the dole

Attack:

Dog

Defence:

Turtle

Power:

Bord Gáis

Health:

Diabetic

Morality:

A small bit

Net Worth:

-€400

END

of days


Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.