Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.
Shplain who y’are.
The pure lad known as Shannon of Carlow
What are ya at?
Writing this
Where’d ya come outta?
Me Mammy
What brings ya to these here parts?
Doing laughing stand up
Wha’d’ya make o’ this fine place?
Fine spot
What’s yer greatest crime?
Fraud
What’s yer weapon of choice?
Charisma
If ya were the High King o’ the Land, what would ya be at?
Raise the dole
Attack:
Dog
Defence:
Turtle
Power:
Bord Gáis
Health:
Diabetic
Morality:
A small bit
Net Worth:
-€400
END
of days
