DOGROY interviews comedian and human bee Stephen Catling

Shplain who y'are.

The clown prince of darkness. Lucifer’s youngest and most vulnerable child

What brings ya to these here parts?

Conquest

What's yer greatest crime?

According to ye old job raising me voice according to me old missus not removing the hay off the floor

What's yer weapon of choice?

Imagination

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Made grown men balance biscuits on their nose for 30 minutes

What is your favourite poo?

Type 4 (please see Bristol stool chart)

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Hippopotamus one the most dangerous beasties alive

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Byzantium

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

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Attack: Getsuga Tenshō

Defence: Shadow Clone

Power: over 9000

Fear: Job Interviews

Smell: Forests

Dreams: do not unlock the gates of madness

What d'ya think o' me mother?

A damn fine woman

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Requires two good strong hands to wield effectively, me husband has no willy

How d'ya expect te die?

Eventually

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Pentagram

"what's it like beeing a bee?"

(precedes to communicate through dance the way that bee’s communicate) in English I am buzzing

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.