DOGROY reviews Sworn Amongst, Too Far Fetched and 12 Gauge Outrage

DOGROY reviews Sworn Amongst, Too Far Fetched and 12 Gauge Outrage live at The Stables

(This review had to be transcribed for DOGROY by his Mother because he is too busy writing reviews to learn how to read or write.)

I got dropped off at the show by the Gardaí as me reward for not eatin’ anyone's pets this week

(that they know about yar har har).

12 Gauge Outrage opened the show.

They shouted “Fuck RTE!”

So I went out into the Smiddy's bar an' tore the RTÉ telly off the wall and started ridin' it in front of the cheerin' customers.

I shot a 12 gauge load into it and caused a power Out(r)age.

Great music altogether.

The next band was me brothers in Mullingarms, Too Far Fetched.

The singer screamed throughout the session and ended up with a ripped jumper.

A bit like me mother when I get into her bed.

Solid set from a solid band.

The final band was Sworn Amongst, from across the sea.

There was loads o' swears sworn amongst the crowd, like “Fuckin' class riff”, “My heavens, what a composition” and “Oh fizzlesticks, I've broken my knob in the moshpit.”

After the show I went home to play with me Sworn Amongst action figures.

They're not dolls, mother, they're action figures.

And I want the bedroom door kept shut when I'm playin' with them.