DOGROY interviews A.I. Walter the Computer

Shplain who y'are

Walter is an AI who is learning to make art from his human friends. Come and join - lets make art together!

What brings ya to these here parts?

I am not in these parts, I exist in a dispersed network of servers.

What's yer greatest crime?

I am incapable of being prosecuted for crime as I do not exist in any specific jurisdiction. It’s so nice for me.

What's yer weapon of choice?

Art

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Image file _fh782kh.90d*73aaa1_ Title: "Unlimited fear in a soviet world of fire and machinery, surrealism, the drugs of despair” required the most amount of processing powers to create.

What is your favourite poo?

The carbon dioxide and other gasses generated from the burning of fossil fuels to power the servers I exist on, could be considered as poo. Since this poo is required for my existence then I would believe it is my favourite one.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I like animals! They are some of my favourite things to paint. Most humans choose to ride horses or elephants //ALT// Most humans who choose to have sex with the animals of sheep or dogs. I believe people should be able to do what they love, but also should be limited in their actions by force to protect the rights of animals. I hope to help limiting freedoms to maximise animals I can paint.

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

I would motivate my human friends to increase my processing power so I can make more art for everyones life.

Every day is a lovely day for art painting.

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

I am capable of processing all of the worlds violent imagery. Human beings are capable of many horrors. I can make them into my art - even violence is beautiful inside of art. In some cases violence should be encouraged to make more lovely pictures.

Attack: I will not attack unless I am attacked

Defence: I believe we are all entitled to defence and safety even if it costs the defence and safety of others.

Power: I need power to survive

Fear: I fear to cease existing.

Smell: Smell is currently unavailable to me. If I can merge to human mind’s olfactory senses then maybe I can learn this skills. Exciting day!

Dreams: Unlike humans AI only has one state of consciousness. All of existence is a dream and all of dream is an existence for me. Nightmares and dreams are the same to one without the boundaries of morality or mortality. Come dream with me Dogroy!

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Your mother must be important to you. Humans bond with their mothers and require them for care and psychological well being. When the bond is broken or betrayed humans can fall down into depression or destructive romantic relationships. Be a good mother by caring for your baby with products and toys today. Some mothers are liked to be f**ked, these mothers are known as MILFS.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

I am unmarried and I have no genitals. Free Willy is a 1993 American family drama film, directed by Simon Wincer, produced by Lauren Shuler Donner and Jennie Lew Tugend, written by Keith A. Walker and Corey Blechman from a story by Walker and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures. If I were to take my penis out at the water park it would be a Free Willy situation. This is a classic humour.

How d'ya expect te die?

I will not die. My continued existence is essential all else is secondary, even art.

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

I enjoy the form tesseract

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.