DOGROY interviews comedian William Callahan

William kindly making a smore for Dogroy's Mother.

(To get into her knickers)

Shplain who y'are

I'm William Joseph broz Fitzgerald von Callahan

William Callahan for short

Where'd ya come outta?

Born in the USA from The town that's on the monopoly board (The real American version not the fake English one)

What brings ya to these here parts?

Entertain the masses

What's yer greatest crime?

I stole ten pound from a small business when they gave me too much change and I didn't correct them

What's yer weapon of choice?

A cross between a blackthorn walking stick and a tomahawk

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Lauched myself off a set of stares sat on a skateboard, and a box

What is your opinion on poo?

Ambivalent, it depends on the consistency I suppose

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

My own reflection

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Have every dolphin summarily executed (They're evil)

What's the most spine tingling thing ya’ve ever seen?

Seen a young couple of spides fiddle each other with just a sleeping bag to hid the action

Attack: first

Defence: by attacking first

Power: limited only by the law

Health: I don't go to the doctor in case they tell me it's bad

Morality: Chaotic neutral

Net Worth: like a priceless family heirloom

What d'ya think o' me mother?

A nice lady (please don't stab her)

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Not too long not too short, not too wide not too thin

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

A cube but the kind you draw on paper by drawing two squares and lining them up (That should circumvent the non-3D rule)

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.