DOGROY interviews comedian William Callahan
Shplain who y'are
I'm William Joseph broz Fitzgerald von Callahan
William Callahan for short
Where'd ya come outta?
Born in the USA from The town that's on the monopoly board (The real American version not the fake English one)
What brings ya to these here parts?
Entertain the masses
What's yer greatest crime?
I stole ten pound from a small business when they gave me too much change and I didn't correct them
What's yer weapon of choice?
A cross between a blackthorn walking stick and a tomahawk
What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?
Lauched myself off a set of stares sat on a skateboard, and a box
What is your opinion on poo?
Ambivalent, it depends on the consistency I suppose
What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?
My own reflection
If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?
Have every dolphin summarily executed (They're evil)
What's the most spine tingling thing ya’ve ever seen?
Seen a young couple of spides fiddle each other with just a sleeping bag to hid the action
Attack: first
Defence: by attacking first
Power: limited only by the law
Health: I don't go to the doctor in case they tell me it's bad
Morality: Chaotic neutral
Net Worth: like a priceless family heirloom
What d'ya think o' me mother?
A nice lady (please don't stab her)
Length of willy or husband's willy:
Not too long not too short, not too wide not too thin
Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):
A cube but the kind you draw on paper by drawing two squares and lining them up (That should circumvent the non-3D rule)
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.