DOGROY reviews Zack Boone’s album Blue Lotus

“Delectably unpredictable”

DOGROY reviews the album, Blue Lotus, by Zack Boone

(This review had to be transcribed for DOGROY by his Mother because he is too busy writing reviews to learn how to read or write.)

This is a special album.

Sometimes there’s singin’, other times there’s shpaykin’, and then ya’ll get a bit o’ pure instrumentation.

Me mother said that “the tracks are delectably unpredictable” and “I want Zack Boone inside me.”

Durin’ me favourite track on the album, Signs of Life, I danced with 23 women, and rode 22 of them.

I refused to grant my seed to the ginger one.

Even I have very high standards.

Listenin’ te Blue Lotus gives ya that invigoratin’ feelin’ like when I throw a poo at a bird and knock him clayn out o’ the sky and ayt him. It's a rare and beauful cosmic event that happens only once in a Blue Lotus.

Zack Boone is a master musical craftsman.

I’d let him pleasure me mother any day.

Musically…

I give this mighty album five crosses out of five

- DOGROY