DOGROY interviews comedian Conor McDermott

Shplain who y'are.

Who's askin?

What are ya at?

In life? Around 1/4

Where'd ya come outta?

My mother (well dad first)

What brings ya to these here parts?

Took a wrong turn buying heroin

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

Here?

What's yer greatest crime?

Nice fuckin try!

What's yer weapon of choice?

I am a weapon, or a car

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

I'm already the High king of Ireland! I'm stoned

Attack:

Pew Pew (Poo Poo)

Defence:

I’m guilty

Power:

Great show

Health:

I’m not insured right now

Morality:

Is reality

Net Worth:

I’ve never bought myself a net. Tenner I think

END

friEND? Ben Honrinbrook

Full name, or stage name:

Michael Cyrus

Contact:

A doctor if erect for more than 4 hours

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.