DOGROY interviews Ross ‘Ignorant’ Brunton, creator and lord of Columbia Comedy Club
Shplain who y'are.
I'm a great fella who sells drink
What are ya at?
In me pub
Where'd ya come outta?
Me mammy
What brings ya to these here parts? (Columbia bar, Mullingar)
Work
Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?
I kinda designed it
What's yer greatest crime?
Being put in charge of Columbia
What's yer weapon of choice?
Heineken
If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?
Drinking
Number:
1
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.