DOGROY interviews John Mulligan of Four Corners Comedy Club in Limerick

Shplain who y'are

A creation of my Mother and Father

Where'd ya come outta?

My Mother

What brings ya to these here parts?

My bike got a puncture and stayed

What's yer greatest crime?

I took Mary's virginity and said see you later and never did!!!

What's yer weapon of choice?

My voice

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I told my bully boss to “to stick his job up my arse and I won't get a job anywhere with better money” and walked!!!

What is your opinion on poo?

It smells

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I don't know 😕

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Counting my money 💰 😎

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

A fella getting eaten by a lion!!

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She's great and helpful

Length of willy or husband's willy:

4 inches on a soft day

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

A woman butt

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.