DOGROY Interviews John Mulligan

Dogroy interviews John Mulligan of Four Corners Comedy Club in Limerick

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.

Shplain who y’are.

plain who y’are

A creation of my Mother and Father

Where’d ya come outta?

My Mother

What brings ya to these here parts?

My bike got a puncture and stayed

What’s yer greatest crime?

I took Mary’s virginity and said see you later and never did!!!

What’s yer weapon of choice?

My voice

What’s the most powerfulest thing ya’ve ever done?

I told my bully boss to “to stick his job up my arse and I won’t get a job anywhere with better money” and walked!!!

What is your opinion on poo?

It smells

What’s yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I don’t know ?

If ya were the High King o’ the Land, what would ya be at?

Counting my money ? ?

What’s the most spine tingling thing ya’ve ever seen?

A fella getting eaten by a lion!!

What d’ya think o’ me mother?

She’s great and helpful

Length of willy or husband’s willy:

4 inches on a soft day

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

A woman butt