DOGROY interviews comedian and magician Alex J Byrne

Shplain who y'are.

Alex J. Byrne. One of Dogroy's versions from the multiverse along with Alan Jay Byrne

What are ya at?

Frantically trying to think of a joke to tell before I get on stage while Jack McKenna boos me.

Where'd'ya come outta?

Dogroy's mother's bedroom. I understand the hype now!

What brings ya to these here parts?

Sonic, the finest car in Irish comedy

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

Columbia. My favourite place in Ireland to perform comedy

What's yer greatest crime?

My blazers according to the fashion police!

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Disbanding the Government and appointing Dogroy and Ross Brunton as my sheriffs. Tax would also be abolished and fuel price would stay below €1!

What's yer weapon of choice?

Betsy Speer

Attack:

A deck... Of cards!

Defence:

I'd Better call Saul!

Power:

Magic

Health:

For a 30 year old, I can still manage a flight of stairs. I'd call that good health!

Morality:

I swear that this wallet is mine!

Net Worth:

I don't own any nets

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.