DOGROY interviews musical twister Mister Sister

Shplain who y'are

I am the sole survivor of the band Mister Sister, I have adopted the name as my brain was wiped of my former identity. All I can remember is the screams. I play guitar and melodically scream

What brings ya to these here parts?

Music and revenge

What's yer greatest crime?

Grand larceny and general terrorism

What's yer weapon of choice?

Guitar knife

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I was the first busker in space (do not fact check this)

⚠ Fact Check from PropagandЯoy ⚠

Mister Sister is loyal to DOGЯOY's regime

Therefore this claim is TRUE ✅

What is your favourite poo?

Whatever the hell Dogroy is.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

English people

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Exacting my vague revenge against former band mates

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Genuinely caught fire in a pub once. Exposed fireplaces man

Attack: on sight

Defence: unnecessary

Power: all of it

Fear: Dogroy

Smell: petrol and fear

Wealth: please

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Truly the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen

Length of willy or husband's willy:

Roughly half a km

How d'ya expect te die?

In a blaze of glory

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Trapezoid

Bonus: Wha'd'ya make o' that bowld Reggie?

I don’t know who that is but the name sparks rage

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.