DOGROY interviews comedian Reggie Pollock

Shplain who y'are.

My name is Reggie. I’m a standup comedian, international sex symbol, and loyal follower of Dogroy

Where'd ya come outta?

Hell (Dublin)

What brings ya to these here parts?

Plunder and fortune at first, and now I’m unable to leave. Some may call it Stockholm syndrome, but I’ve never been to Denmark so I don’t think it’s that.

What's yer greatest crime?

probably that man I killed. Or all the shoplifting.

What's yer weapon of choice?

my scathing wit (is what I call the big stick I have in my shed)

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

in all seriousness it’d probably be all my stage performance stuff (music, comedy, drag) my podcast (is it metal, coming soon) and that man I killed

What is your opinion on poo?

unnatural sinful and wrong (but also funny)

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

due to my life time ban from escorts Ireland I have no choice but to say myself

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

I would try cork comedian Raymond Murphy for his various crimes against humanity

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

saw a horse once

Attack: 10

Defence: 20

Power: Nat 20

Health: 8

Morality: 1

Net Worth:

21c (this is not a joke, stand up does not make me any money, please sub to my patreon)

What d'ya think o' me mother?

a total bayst,

Length of willy or husband's willy:

my cock is so huge even a description of it won’t fit on the screen

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

the shapes I do be throwing on a Saturday night wha

Glory be to Dogroy

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.