DOGROY interviews The Gowl from Langer & The Gowl

Shplain who y'are

I’m one half of Langer and The Gowl Podcast. I am the Gowl. I also make a fairly ok lasagne.

Where'd ya come outta?

I’m from Ballincollig, Cork - I was born a baby and now I’m an adult.

What brings ya to these here parts?

I’m just trying to get clout to be honest. I want people to think I’m funny and to get brand deals so I can sit at home during the day.

What's yer greatest crime?

I once drove the car while eating a 99.

What's yer weapon of choice?

A 99 (and a Ford Fiesta if it drives at you fast enough it will mangle you)

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

I am a fat girl who married fine thing.

What is your opinion on poo?

I think I have undiagnosed IBS, which is a balls.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

I have a husband. I don’t know if the podcast listeners have any ever heard me mention that, but I do.

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

I would be doing TikTok dances with Jason Derulo.

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

I walked around the campsite at 5am at a music festival. Absolutely terrifying.

Attack: I would ya

Defence: Ya def

Power: breathing

Health: Slimming World

Morality: Loads of it

Net Worth:

I can’t remember the last time I didn’t end up in my overdraft

What d'ya think o' me mother?

She’s a beautiful woman.

Length of willy or husband's willy:

but, what is a Willy?

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Circle, no doubt.

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.