DOGROY interviews comedian Foul Mouth Jo Heffernan
Foul Mouth Jo live at Scream Theatre
Shplain who y'are
Foul Mouth Jo. The foulest mouth around
Where'd ya come outta?
A mystical land where strawberries rule the kingdom.
What brings ya to these here parts?
The majesty of Dogroy
What's yer greatest crime?
His name was Inigo Montoya. I killed his father.
What's yer weapon of choice?
The psychological torture of a never ending game of Cluedo
What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?
Probably that time I killed the father of Inigo Montoya.
What is your opinion on poo?
Sure look, can't live with it. Can't live without
What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?
Yer ma
If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?
Ordering bitches around, amirite?
What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?
My spine don't tingle tingle, it folds.
Attack: 57
Defence: 34
Power: 48
Health: 66
Morality: 19
Net Worth: -5million
What d'ya think o' me mother?
Sure look no better woman
Length of willy or husband's willy:
The only Willy I know has a farm down in Carrick.
Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):
Whatever shape Ditto the Pokemon is… saggy star?
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.
Top from left: Craig Moran, Foulmouth Jo, Ross “Ignorant” Brunton, Shannon Basso Gaule gazing lovingly at Ross, Billy from American Dad drinking medicated syrup
Bottom: DOGROY after seeing a woman's arse