DOGROY Interviews comedian Gary Cahill
Shplain who y’are.
A scumbag from Dublin.
Where’d ya come outta?
Me ma’s fanny
What brings ya to these here parts?
Free pints
What’s yer greatest crime?
Pending until DNA results come back
What’s yer weapon of choice?
Pocket sand
What’s the most powerfulest thing ya’ve ever done?
Completed a fás course is adult reading
What is your opinion on poo?
Always flush twice
What’s yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?
bayst??
If ya were the High King o’ the Land, what would ya be at?
Triple the dole for anyonr born in 94
What’s the most spine tingling thing ya’ve ever seen?
Michael Buble live
Attack:
While drunk
Defence:
Not guilty
Power:
No hangovers
Health:
Declining
Morality:
None
Net Worth:
208 euro a week
What d’ya think o’ me mother?
Lovely woman
Length of willy or husband’s willy:
2 inches soft. 5 inches when watching victorious
Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):
Circle
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.
