DOGROY interviews comedian Gary Cahill

Top from left: Alan Jay Byrne, Gary Cahill, Betsy Speer, Jack McKenna

Bottom: Dogroy, Alex J. Byrne

Shplain who y'are.

A scumbag from Dublin.

Where'd ya come outta?

Me ma's fanny

What brings ya to these here parts?

Free pints

What's yer greatest crime?

Pending until DNA results come back

What's yer weapon of choice?

Pocket sand

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Completed a fás course is adult reading

What is your opinion on poo?

Always flush twice

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

bayst??

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Triple the dole for anyone born in 94

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Michael Buble live

Attack:

While drunk

Defence:

Not guilty

Power:

No hangovers

Health:

Declining

Morality:

None

Net Worth:

208 euro a week

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Lovely woman

Length of willy or husband's willy:

2 inches soft. 5 inches when watching victorious

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Circle

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.

Top from left: Craig Moran, Foulmouth Jo, Ross “Ignorant” Brunton, Shannon Basso Gaule gazing lovingly at Ross, Billy from American Dad drinking medicated syrup

Bottom: Dogroy after seeing a woman's arse