DOGROY interviews Kevin Larney, co-host of the Shite Talk Irish History Podcast
Shplain who y'are.
I'm a 30-year-old man sippin' pints and eating donuts of a Thursday
What are ya at?
Sippin' pints and above
Where'd ya come outta?
Dundalk
What brings ya to these here parts? (Columbia bar, Mullingar)
Stand-up in the fine Columbia bar
Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?
It's class
What's yer greatest crime?
I haven't paid tax in 8 weeks
What's yer weapon of choice?
A swift slap followed by hoofin' it on these getaway sticks
If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?
Being paranoid everyone knew I was high
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.