DOGROY interviews Kevin Larney, co-host of the Shite Talk Irish History Podcast

Top row from left: Ross “Ignorant” Brunton, Jason Brennan, James Cadden, Selma Page, Brian O’Toole, Kevin Larney.

Bottom row from left: DOGROY (ready to Valentine a bitch)

Shplain who y'are.

I'm a 30-year-old man sippin' pints and eating donuts of a Thursday

What are ya at?

Sippin' pints and above

Where'd ya come outta?

Dundalk

What brings ya to these here parts? (Columbia bar, Mullingar)

Stand-up in the fine Columbia bar

Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?

It's class

What's yer greatest crime?

I haven't paid tax in 8 weeks

What's yer weapon of choice?

A swift slap followed by hoofin' it on these getaway sticks

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Being paranoid everyone knew I was high

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.