DOGROY interviews comedian Selma Page
Top row from left: Ross “Ignorant” Brunton, Jason Brennan, James Cadden, Selma Page, Brian O’Toole, Kevin Larney.
Bottom row from left: DOGROY (ready to Valentine a bitch)
Shplain who y'are.
I'm a comic and general weirdo from Wicklow
What are ya at?
Getting far too intimate with horse manure
Where'd ya come outta?
Strange mountain folk
What brings ya to these here parts? (Columbia bar, Mullingar)
I'm a hoor for an audience.
Wha'd'ya make o' this fine place?
The roads are all the same road.
What's yer greatest crime?
Birth, apparently.
What's yer weapon of choice?
Why choose, all weapons are good weapons.
If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?
Giving Leo a kick up the hole.
Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.