DOGROY interviews comedian Paul Sheehan

Shplain who y'are.

I'm a cybernetic organism.

Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.

Where'd ya come outta?

I'm from the future.

What brings ya to these here parts?

You did.

What's yer greatest crime?

Stole a guys clothes.

What's yer weapon of choice?

Uzi-9 millimeter

What's the most powerfulest thing ya've ever done?

Landed a 30-meter motorcycle jump off an LA overpass.

What is your opinion on poo?

It's a necessary human bodily function.

What's yer fayvorit bayst te ryde or get ryd by?

Harley Davidson.

If ya were the High King o' the Land, what would ya be at?

Preventing the robots from taking over.

What's the most spine tingling thing ya've ever seen?

Human tears.

Attack: 68

Defence: 90

Power: 74

Health: 86

Morality: Neutral

Net Worth: Non-existent

What d'ya think o' me mother?

Neutral

Length of willy or husband's willy:

I do not wish to divulge measurements.

Favourite shape (No 3D ones please):

Triangle is the only shape.

Dogroy’s questions had to be transcribed for him by his mother because he is retarded.